Wednesday, March 19, 2008
White Runners Charged With Too Much Ass & The Mathematics of a Black Woman
Breaking News! A jogger charged after allegedly revealing too much ass? I don't make this stuff up.....An instructor at the International Junior Golf Academy is accused of jogging along William Hilton Parkway with his pants pulled down, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's report (Coastal Carolinas). The 35-year-old was leading a group of males jogging on the bike path around midday Monday, and had his "entire buttocks" exposed, the report stated. By the time the officer returned to the area, the runner had his pants pulled back up to a "proper position," authorities said. He told the officer he was just fooling around because they were on an "Indian Run." He was arrested on a public disorderly conduct charge and was taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he was later released on a $258 bond. [END] Runners behaving badly, I'm shocked! This foolishness makes me think of Alenka Bikar - you might not be familiar with Alenka but that's her on the right above, a Slovenian 200 meter sprinter, a very nice resume of her sprinting & international competitions can be seen over at the IAAF - like the jogger in the Carolinas above - Alenka has become notorious for having too much ass - imagine that, a White woman charged with having too much ass. Her ass looks pretty Captain Fantastic to me, be careful White women, keep running and you might end up with an ass like Alenka's. I am not joking about this..if you go to Wikipedia where she is listed - it says, " She is currently training. She has a loyal youtube following due to her ample backside". That's it. Not another thing else about her is said, her entire claim to fame is that ass. Now don't get me wrong, she's got a very nice ass, but it's pretty much standard fare on a Black woman's scale from my Black man's point of view. And look there, Bo Derek on the left, hooked up in braids and suddenly she's a "10". Oh my, look at those "full" lips there on the right, the wonders of collagen injection....and does not every town in America have at least 1 Tanning Salon? Manhattan's got 2 on every other block....where people go year round to get...eeerr......."dark". Shall we review? : 1 great ass + braids + 2 full lips + dark skin = a Black woman, does it not? Hell after that all you need to do is get a subscription to Essence and vote for Obama and you're good to go! Have a great day!
at 8:40 AM Posted by Smith