Thursday, March 20, 2008

Running into New York Governors

Okay - now for the political round-up.: Yes, I used to see former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer running in Central Park - all the time, however not in the last 2 years - but he used to be a regular - I'm guessing Spitzer used to clock probably about 30 miles / week between the whole 6 mile loop and the reservoir - he mainly hit the reservoir though. In fact Spitzer was interviewed 2 year ago in Runner's World wherein he talked about his running while he ran for Governor of New York, in that interview he said, With this campaign, my days are longer, but I still have to run,” Spitzer disclosed. “My wife doesn’t mind when I slip out at 5 a.m. She just asks that I don’t turn on the lights.” Yup, that's a direct quote. On to the new Governor and my neighbor David Paterson. Okay, since it's "out the bag now" I don't mind speaking on it - but David & Michelle have been my neighbors for a long time - I only know Michelle (his wife) in passing - however when I used to work out at New York Sports Club - a local gym - she would come in there looking gorgeous - I had no idea at the time she was involved in an affair(s) with men other than David (her husband)....however David? Now that's another story - I'm not speaking out of school here now...and since it's out - everybody knew David was screwing women left and right - he was on the prowl big time for a while there - common knowledge here were we live. In fact, hey look there above...it's a runner..and not just any old runner, that's 1988 U.S. Olympic Sprinter Daine Dixon.....errr...and also one of my neighbor's (David - the Governor's) "jump offs". For the White people a "jump off" is a "Hook-Up, a friend with "privileges", a Fuck Buddy, etc. Now I've seen Michelle (David's wife) in person a ton of times - and I see Diane Dixon above, one of David's "other women". No offense to Diane but she's not exactly Naomi Campbell. In fact at first I thought she was Saturday Night Live's Tracy Morgan in a wig. You got Michelle over here, and Diane over there, and David, you are screwing Diane?.....Damn....What can we conclude? Let there be no doubt in anyone's mind.......David Paterson is clearly blind.

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